silly questions and even more silly answers to them

These were real questions posted on an Australian Tourism website and the answers are the actual responses by the website's official. They obviously have a sense of humor. Amazing how some people ask super silly questions!

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK.)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle-shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross.

Q: Which direction is North in Australia? ( USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? ( France)
A: Only at Christmas.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.

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And these are some seriously silly but super funny questions. Have you ever asked one of the questions yourself?

Why are they called apartments when they are units all together ?
Why is an army called an infantry if you have to be over 18 to get in?
Isn't it scarry that a doctor's office is called a practice?
If a fly didnt have wings, would it be called a walk ?
Why don't they invent a cordless extension cord ?
Why is it when driving and looking for an address, we turn down the radio ?
If a vampire cannot see its reflection, how is their hair always so neat ?
If you choked a Smurf, what color whould it turn ?
Should crematoriums give a discount to burn victims ?
Why is it when you transport something by car its called a shipment,but when you transport something by ship its called cargo?
If you wear a sheet for halloween are you a ghost or a mattress ?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting OUT of the water ?
When it rains, do cotton fields shrink ?
Do ducks think rubber humans are funny ?
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway ?
Do cannibals get hungry one hour after eating a chinaman ?
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I have to say that too many silly questions is not good for you. I end up thinking of answering the questions. What a silly girl! See how some silly things makes you a silly person?